50 shades of text me the fuck back

i used to be good at math but then i finished 1st grade

I hate how ur born out of nowhere forced to go 2 school then get a job n work endless hours like this isnt fair wat if I wanted to be a duck

do you ever play a song and then realize you were too distracted to appreciate the beauty of the song so you replay it?

When you hear a certain song that instantly brings you back to a certain time of your life.

“What doesn’t kill you makes you smaller” – Mario

"money cant buy happiness" i think you’re using money wrong

when i was younger $20 felt like $100 and now $20 feels like $1

my tweet wasn't really about you. but if the shoe fits, then lace that bitch up and wear it.

Your face, your fate.

In primary school when you and your friend would pretend to sharpen your pencils to have a chat at the bin

is everything expensive or am i just poor

Pokemon + Digimon = Best memory of childhood ever

I think October, November and December are the best months of the year.

I love my mom no matter what we go through, no matter how much we argue, because I know, at the end, shell always be there.

All clothes should be like $1

i never realize how much i swear until i'm in a situation where i can’t

Our kids will never know the terror of calling your crush and having a parent answer the phone.

i wanna jump off a building and not die just relieve stress by slamming onto the sidewalk and then get up and go get a slurpee or something

i pretend not to remember details about people because having a good memory apparently equates to creepiness