Stooky. The Hovercraft is full of eels.

Good lock to the Harry's the night.

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Ma Lionel Blairs in the Teddy Bears are down 3 beans. I'm gonny have to sell a kidney.

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

Was in a restaurant near the ground when these two German scumbags jumped me and my mate. They were dressed up as wummin tae catch bears oot. Lucky for us I speak German and was prepared albeit ah took a few dull yins. youtu.be/XHsx2xW5xF8

I'm quite happy to pay more for my shirt as I always get good value for money with the material required. I'd have to pay more for XXXL in TK-Max.

Just found out I'm now the Duke of Larkhall with all the Royal moving up the ladder. Once I've stopped mourning I'll maybe have a pint to celebrate. Long live the King ( not his brother though)

Nakamura was offside fay McGregors free kick. They should have VARed it. We've been robbed again.

Disgraceful day all round. That mob scudded us and now ma Da lost to some fat wee Tarrier. Am gutted. Utter gutted.

Terrible performance. Terrible start. I fell down the stairs at Tyncastle and the stewards couldn't get me up. I'm seriously considering chucking it and going to watch Patrick Thistle.

This is my mate John Potter. He's from Winchester. We was walking down the road when we was set upon by transexuals who had congregated at the bottom of the road clearly looking for bother. John asked one for a fag and they misinterpreted what he said. Starmers to blame.

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Ah see that Celtic Minded mob are trying to ban X posts on their site. They're aw a bunch of leftie ignormanuses. There's a guy on there called Celtic Terry...I mean what kind of f#cking name is that.

See if this Danny Grout doesn't step up to the mark I'll fucking wreck the joint. We need more protestants and orange order players.