When is Election Day? I really don’t want to miss it again

Had a nice stroll in Columbus Ohio today

Everyone here said they know you

Does anyone have eyes on Mario’s whereabouts?

This movie was way ahead of its time

That episode was fucking in tents

If any chicks have a kink for the penguin from Batman returns. I’ll be here every day. Every week. Every year till 2040

Mike Whites a coward. I wanted to see Duke Jonestown at the white lotus.

I don’t need 99 other guys to help me suck off a gorilla

Feel like Professor Quirrell would have a hard time pulling off a turban as a white guy in today’s world.

Hate fine dining restaurants. Can never decide what to get

Got too high and started watching this Steely Dan documentary. Was thinking this is interesting but there sure is a lot of Billy Joel. Turns out it’s a Billy Joel doc. Also who steals there bffs wife and kid.

Seriously. What the fuck is Alt-j saying?

Virginia goes more west so technically it should be called North Virginia

When I’m drinking whiskey neat

Oh you think ND opting out of a bowl game is bad? The last time someone got rug pulled like this overnight people stormed the capital.

I love grilled cheese so much I should probably get a dna test

NFL owners and coaches grappling with these vacancies

Camera man is a gooner!