The @Astros shut out the Phillies for the second straight game and have won 16 of their last 20 home games!

forgot to show twitta when i got my bebe

Astros 📝 Just a quick message to Orel Hershiser. #BuiltForThis

Oh we SWARMING #htownmade

People nationally wonder why Texans are obsessed with H-E-B. It’s because they are the physical manifestation of the motto of Texas: Friendship. They leap into action, no questions asked to help. If you want to know what good corporate culture looks like, this is it.

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“i asked chatgpt” “i asked grok” well i asked rey mysterio and he said booyaka

TUVE IS BUILT FOR THIS.

Altuve and Correa out of the dugout in celebration brought out something inside of me I forgot was there Best friends for life

Some retard drafted Jamar Chase first 💀

Fixed it

The Astros are 4-0 in postseason series against the Yankees since 2015 💃🕺

waking up and seeing you didn't get your guy on waivers:

Gen Z about to go crazy with this one

H-Town rolling deeppppp 🤘

Stole the bolt 😏