I am being held hostage by Ticketmaster.

You’re only the best in the league when you keep your mouth guard in your knee pad. ✅ Stephen Curry

Party of 5 - back together again ❤️ Feeling like Christmas morning.

Prepping the turkey

Child home from college: “I’ll eat whatever you make me.” Pauses. “But… I don’t think of you as my chef. I think of you as my equal.”

This cannot really be a setting in Outlook…

Well, after two days of avalanche warnings and the wettest snow I’ve seen, we are headed home. We did have our first “nachos” with potato chips, so that was worth the trip.

Okay, so our dog was just sprayed by a skunk. Internet says hydrogen, peroxide, baking soda and dishwashing liquid. Any other advice?

Really appreciate the “charcuterie board” my friend’s 8 yr old put together.

I really hate to call people out, but powerpoint you need to be better.

Best parenting line from a movie ever: “She went straight to sleep. I didn’t even have to hold her foot.” #tar

For any strategist out there, watch #WomenTalking. It’s a master class in insight, framing and persuasion. One situation. Many positions. Even more implications. Beyond well done. @realSarahPolley (she/her) Women Talking

Why isn’t RRR nominated for literally everything?

More Steph ➡️ Klay alley-oops, please!

“In rare situations, rare players do rare things.” - Draymond on Steph Love hearing these players in awe of their teammate. Let’s go Golden State Warriors, see you Tuesday!

Oakland needs this more than anyone. Mayor Sheng Thao 市长 盛桃市长 盛桃 (Parody) how did you let this happen? You need to work with Gavin Newsom to figure something else out. We’re in a state of emergency. sfchronicle.com/crime/article/…

What are the Golden State Warriors doing to you on the sideline Brandin Podziemski? It’s monstrous, and therefore the perfect inspo for my Halloween costume. Tried to get the hair just right. Go Dubs and go Podz!