hear me out—instead of Meghan, we interview prince Andrew. and instead of Oprah, it’s the police

The most important thing is the support system around you

If you’re worried about getting the AstraZeneca vaccine because 40 people out of 17m have reported a (most likely unrelated) clot 👉🏼 do not read the leaflet in a box of Paracetamol!

it costs £0.00 to be a decent fuckin human lol

why has June cost me £19176192916 then ????

HERES TO MY BITCHES WHO USE TEA SPOONS FOR EVERYTHING BECAUSE BIG SPOONS GIVE THEM BAD VIBES

Work rejected my request to have Monday off but they’ve said can start at 10, will have to cut celebrations a little bit short and have my last beer at 9am

Not a “girl follower” i don’t know how people don’t burst out laughing What kind of insult is that 😂😂😂 #loveisland

This is a very embarrassing time to be a sane person who genuinely just needs to put fuel in their car

it’s been about four months since we started our four-day workweek experiment and i can honestly say that the idea of a five-day workweek now seems insane looking back, both because three days are necessary for a proper weekend and no job truly needs all five days

“I’ll just get petrol in the morning” is the worst thing you can ever do to yourself

Are we all in agreement that Tuesdays are worse than Mondays

When the penalty for aborting after rape is more severe than the penalty for rape, that's when you know it's a war on women

PAIGE AND JACQUES MAN I CANT MY HEART CANT TAKE THIS #LoveIsland