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I think today may be the last shorts weather day of the year

How much do you think it would cost to have someone follow me around and light me like Anjelica Huston as Morticia Addams inevitably leading me to meeting a Gomez of my own?

I found myself pondering whether these were their orgasm faces and now you have to too

When did we start calling ginger cats orange? Is it one of those examples of cutesification that goes on to infiltrate common argot?

In honor of the fall equinox I will also be cold, distant & filled with darkness

I can’t believe that ONLY NOW have I discovered the construction possibilities when hula hoops and wot sits are combined.

Who ordered the bag o'void?

ARSETRUMPETS!

You see a faded sign at the side of the road that says fifteen miles to the

Ok, the final countdown to #TetZooCon 2024 has begun. FOUR DAYS TO GO until Friday. The quiz has been done but still much to prepare. Torrential rain here in the UK... let's hope that this has gone by the end of the week! Very last chance for tickets: they are still selling!

Tesco's chicken nuggets:

"There's a thresher. You see that? A thresher's tail." Amelia Clark, lover of flagons

Please witness the glory that is this second-hand palaeontology history book I tracked down, first published the year I was born

Just remembered I have crumpets for breakfast tomorrow and now I'm too excited to sleep

She's going on QVC the minute she divorces him, isn't she?