Me: trying to check outages Aussie Broadband: Retweeting Roundabout memes from 4 years ago

Ocon would hit a parked car and not blame himself

"He's not an Amazon Prime Health client, neither is she. Leave them and secure the policyholder"

"If you don't like it you must leave the circuit". If this was even enforceable, They were forced to leave, so that right was waived for them by the organisers

BREAKING: Logan Sargeant will race for Williams in 2024! #F1 Logan Sargeant

I also have the same amount of f1 wins as Lando and yourself. Do you know who also has the same amount of wins? 8 other drivers on the F1 grid

BREAKING: Lewis Hamilton will join Ferrari for the 2025 season 🚨

Is it time to revisit this?

They've gotten away with this for too long!!!111!!1!11! Also, all the letters in FIA appear in Ferrari??!??? Someone needs to talk about this massive conflict of interest, if they share consonants and vowels what else do they share??!?!?

That photo of the pool Ritz Carlton Singapore with a copy of Geri's book partially obscured under his leg, which doesn't exists anywhere online, has gotta be some insane AI generation and planning, if it's AI

When you have no fear of Adobe's lawyers

Ah yes, the best revenge for getting pushed into the wall, DNF'ing yourself 😂

I know what Christopher Nolan looks like, but if I saw him lining up at the woolies deli to get a block of feta, I wouldn't think to myself "that's Christopher Nolan", I'd probably wonder why he looked so familiar not not be able to realise until I got home

No wonder I'm so tired, it's taking me an extra 7.8 years more than normal to fall asleep each night

Sick of F1 twt threads, if I see one more post like: "Every time Charles Leclerc has eaten an egg sandwich, a thread 🧵" I don't know what I would do.

Had to look at this 3 times before I realised his shoulder wasn't dislocated

Isn't the point of contract work that it pays more than the full time equivalent because you forgo the benefits of the full-time position? Like annual leave?

Me when Christmas decorations are in store in August

Searching for Liam Lawson news and getting Liam Payne news, X thinks all Liam's in the news are the same apparently.

Someone setup a recycling box under our mailboxes, clearly our building doesn't want these