Australian Government: We are seeking advice from University researchers on the next steps to take in the #COVID19 crisis. Also Australian Government: We will make it excessively difficult for Universities to access #JobKeeper to keep said researchers employed during COVID-19 🤔

Here’s my Thursday hot take: Avril Lavigne’s music is criminally underrated. Thanks for your time.

Man imitating a librarian stealthly approaches another man from behind in an attempt to not make him aware of his presence

Time to give ’Thank God You’re Here’ another run on Aussie TV I reckon. Good, clean humour that really sorted the comedy elites from the false alarmers. That’s my Tuesday take.

Dwayne Russell dishing out superlatives such as “this is a ripper” and “we’re being treated to a cracking contest” for this #AFLFreoPies match is downright offensive to the football viewer.

Could be a wildly unpopular opinion, a sign of the times or the standard of footy, but have to say the Festival of Footy is just not doing it for me. Never thought I'd have footy fatigue, but here I am yearning for the return of the saying "a week is a long time in footy"...

Can we all agree to leave behind in 2020 the widespread misuse of the term "BREAKING" when it comes to news updates? The regurgitation of established facts on a recent development or event is NOT a BREAKING news item, by simple virtue of the story already being BROKEN...

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Welcome to CommBank Matildas, Football Victoria and Rugby Victoria who will be joining us at our world-class La Trobe Sports Park! ⚽️🏉

Seen this more than once... Pies fast start, Eagles gradually claw it back, heartbreak for the Pies. Admittedly I’m scarred, but I think it’s happening all over again #AFLEaglesPies

Yeah, but who’s Allen Iverson getting on for Norm Smith? #AFLGF

RT Ponting is the GOAT 🐐 expert commentator and I will be taking no further questions #AUSvIND

Pretty awesome to finally see this project come to life. Looking forward to having a yarn with a number of La Trobe University’s world-class researchers and academics who have all contributed to La Trobe’s top two worldwide ranking in the field of #health and #wellbeing.

🎉 A $101.1m Victorian Government investment into world-class facilities in La Trobe's Sports Park precint has been confirmed by Acting Premier @JamesMerlinoMP today! now.latrobe/3uQtDHl

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Me reacting to England squandering the chance to reclaim the Men’s #Ashes thanks to a premature declaration on Day 1 at Edgbaston

If only the Pies got their “list build” right. Could have won a flag or something…