putin better chill the fuck out before i introduce him to perc & 30

yk what i might’ve been sleeping on hispanic women

my hatred for fat women only grows as i’ve learned how easy it is to lose weight

sometimes i get so mad and so drunk i punch my son until he can’t move

me seeing a post ab your missing sister

because it’s fucking dope.

the equivalent to girls who are immediately loved by small animals and babies are guys who are immediately trusted by schizophrenics and the homeless

DAWG

Christian Walker you’re attracted to WHO?

killing myself by jumping off my 2nd story balcony 6 times

i just fucking snapped my sons nintendo switch in half. right over my knee. he’ll never be late to class again

hating on shit you never watched/listened to >>>>>

still my all time fave commentary moment. insane

twitter isn’t your diary bruh you got notes app or shotgun mouth pick one

9 fucking ads in a row split up by ONE tweet, then 9 more. Twitter i fucking hate you

justin butlag DUDE!!!! WHY??? LEAVE ME ALONE!!!

he’s hilarious man

Frightened pilots be like:

why would he say this