It is decided. I’m going to follow weird Al Yankovic around all summer like the Grateful Dead.

Am I just drunk or is there a whole episode of All In The Family where they all eat horse meat?

Just another reminder for you to go and buy/stream my hilarious new album! music.apple.com/us/album/a-clo…

Britney Spears Instagrams like nobody told her about Onlyfans. Enough with the Free Britney.... you gotta start putting the goods behind a pay wall, girl!

2022 Tour Dates #benjonescomedy #sleazyoldcigarguy #funny #livecomedy #florida #Virginia #bullcityciderworks #comedyzone #harrisburgpa #threeroadsbrewing #elpaso #cozzys #touring instagram.com/p/CbItTQauJas/…

Fuck yo Harry Potter House, tell me which pet from Homeward Bound you most identify with and why?

#TeamChris

I don’t know what’s been harder: Admitting to myself that I have a drinking problem or Admitting to my mom that she was right about Marilyn Manson. #HardPillsToSwallow

Can’t wait to meet you El Paso

I’m at The Comic Strip in El Paso, TX tonight - Sunday (April 21-24) with my good buddy @flipisfunny . First time here can’t wait! @ El Paso Comic Strip instagram.com/p/CcohDfWLF8j/…

Check out A Clown for Adults by Ben Jones on Amazon Music amazon.com/music/player/a… #AmazonMusic

Never gets old seeing your name in lights! Tonight and Tomorrow night at Cozzy’s Comedy Club. @ Cozzy's Comedy Club instagram.com/p/CdPBiCbLDy5/…

Tomorrow night in Greensboro at Bull City Ciderworks! It’s gonna be a banger! @ Bull City Ciderworks - Greensboro instagram.com/p/CdoHXmOLF1u/…

I’m headed to Florida yet again this weekend to Vero Beach and the Riverside Theatre Comedy Zone May 27-28th. This is gonna be a great show, don’t miss it! @ Riverside Theatre instagram.com/p/Cd_dBZ9uLJ6/…

I’m in Little Rock at the Loony Bin this week! Catch me Wednesday-Saturday. We’re bring more heat than the hot Arkansas sun! @ Loony Bin Comedy Club of Little Rock instagram.com/p/Cgws2xqgkYQ/…

Just posted a photo @ The Loony Bin Comedy Club - Tulsa instagram.com/p/ChGLzIzA0hc/…

If you’re trying to find yourself a lady that prefers anal and has her nipples pierced, head on down to the Spirit Halloween in mid-August.

Just posted a photo @ The Idiot Box instagram.com/p/CjBNLXhAHWW/…

I’m headlining this Friday night in Charleston, SC! Get your tickets! instagram.com/p/CkbGNqJguwX/…

Just posted a photo @ Charleston, South Carolina instagram.com/p/CkjjbPBg8jT/…