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taking an indefinite break from this toxic trash fire of a site. you know how to get hold of me if you need to.

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calendar_today14-11-2007 03:45:01

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#TIL about #AssertJ, which allows you to easily (fluently) build complex assertions in #junit. i.e. if you want to test a buncha fields in an object at once and have decent error messages and not debug the test assertion by assertion.

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Me: well this place is comfy, now time to sleep Brain: ENTERING FULLY ALERT MODE Me: *yawn* weird pillow but ok Brain: READY Me: Brain: I’ve prepared a list of your top ten questionable life choices, let’s review them. Me: oh ffs, really? *starts counting sheep* Brain: ha!

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Brain: you can’t fool me with that. Here are some design errors you made and excruciating details on why. Me: 5301, 5302... Brain: don’t stay up too late Me: fuck you. 5303, 5304... Brain: you’ll get fired for being tired Me: *has sheep doing mad max bike stunts now* Brain:

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Brain: not bad, that’s pretty distracting, I’m gonna have to start with some low blows Me: VROOM 5794, VROOM 5795... Brain: you shouldn’t have left your family Me: *bikes start crashing, broken sheep everywhere* Brain: I could do this all night Me: UPPING STUNT COMPLEXITY

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Is it just me, or does it feel a bit dirty when 2FA is a paid extra? I like MailChimp’s approach: reduce the bill by 10% when you turn 2FA on! x.com/mixpanel/statu…

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I’m two episodes in on Black Mirror and starting to wonder holy shit are all of them going to be this brutal? I’m perfectly capable of depressing myself with real life. Btw if you have real depression please don’t watch this show.