#ASongOrMovieForWorkWithHands I spit on your wave

#ASongOrMovieForMouthActions Smile M for murder

#ASongOrMovieForNoises You can ring my yell

#ASongOrMovieForAllWorkers Sweat Carter

#HowToAppreciateYour PR and marketing team for talking you out of your idea for a new image

#ASongOrMovieForSkills Like a Surgeon

#ASongOrMovieForUsesForPaper Let it Read

#SwimwearInASongOrMovie Speedo Shuffle

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#ThingsYouCanDoOnYourOwn Cheat at solitaire.

#EatingHealthyDoesntMean You can't have a few minor life changes

#WhenYouHaveAnUninvitedGuest Always try the first option but the second one is a good backup

#SomeOddThingsIDo Is trying to gauge Fido's mood to see if I need a biscuit or a stun gun.

#ILikeEverythingBut Old age!

#ifIWereInAMusicBand We'd have to come up with a decent band name.

#JolenePleaseDont Brew it so strong the next time.

#MyIdealSundayIs Is taking on the best of the rest and working up a sweat!

#MyNewAdventureTakesMe To my new ventriloquist act with next door's dog.

#ASongOrMovieForAllAboutToilets Harry Potter and the Odour of the Phoenix.

#NextYearsDramaWillNotInclude A lawsuit from one heck of a pissed off bear.