“Abs are trying to come in.”

“Gᴏᴏᴅ Mᴏʀɴɪɴɢ.”

“𝚆𝚑𝚘𝚜𝚎 𝚐𝚘𝚝 𝚊 𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚜𝚎 𝙸 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚛𝚒𝚍𝚎?”

She's looking for a permanent cuddle buddy.

“Yᴏᴜ ᴘᴜʟʟɪɴ’ ᴏᴜᴛ?”

“The best thing you ever tasted.”

“Did you sleep well last night?” #TemptationTuesday

He's such a man...

BREAKING: Donald Trump shoots himself in the foot legally by attacking Judge Tanya Chutkan — the one overseeing his 2020 election case — just a few days after she specifically warned him against making "inflammatory statements." It doesn't get any stupider than this... Chutkan

Prove it.

I am not on the table, there is no other meal to eat.

Now Zeus, let's not claim memory loss at your ancient age. You've been sneaking with me ever since I emerged from the sea.

Shoutout to folks that have both.

These faceless men in these hentai videos are always Caucasian...

Twitter men when they need attention:

Sits in @PaterDias’ lap.

Define "Nut".