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Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 (@mikebales) 's Twitter Profile Photo

You’re finally comfortable. The pillow is cold. The blanket is perfect. Your eyes are heavy. Then your bladder says: "I have approximately 3 drops of liquid. We must go. Now." The betrayal is real.

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No matter how slow the elderly person ahead of you in line is, and no matter your hurry, when they turn and apologize you always smile gently and say take your time. ALWAYS.

No matter how slow the elderly person ahead of you in line is, and no matter your hurry, when they turn and apologize you always smile gently and say take your time. ALWAYS.
Shafeeq (@y2shaf) 's Twitter Profile Photo

the iPhone alarm is honestly so effective that you wake up before it goes off so you don't have to listen to such a horrible noise

Noor (@_memorylane1) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Apple there has to be a better way to add an iPhone app to a folder than chasing said folder round the screen as it carries out fighter jet level evasive manoeuvres