me trying to decide if I should sleep or not cause I love sleeping but I love my free time at night even more

You’re finally comfortable. The pillow is cold. The blanket is perfect. Your eyes are heavy. Then your bladder says: "I have approximately 3 drops of liquid. We must go. Now." The betrayal is real.

No matter how slow the elderly person ahead of you in line is, and no matter your hurry, when they turn and apologize you always smile gently and say take your time. ALWAYS.

me reading my tweet everytime someone likes it

opening twitter is like a cigarette break

*removes phone case* The floor:

And when this song plays after the season finale … THEN WHAT?

the iPhone alarm is honestly so effective that you wake up before it goes off so you don't have to listen to such a horrible noise

Googling why parts of my body hurt. Does it answer the question? Nope. But does it ease my anxiety? Also no

amo reler livros e reassistir filmes e séries pois sou viciada em não superar nada

deborah vance

i live in constant fear of being asked to share a fun fact about myself

Apple there has to be a better way to add an iPhone app to a folder than chasing said folder round the screen as it carries out fighter jet level evasive manoeuvres

me trying to find the HDMI port on my TV

yo intentando actuar normal después de que un gato me ignoró cuando le hice pspsps

This is me to google about so many things 😂