Shhh lil man is sleeping

The constant dilemma of having cool riff ideas but no idea how to bridge them together.

If my state could stop letting former football personnel run for office that’d be cool

At some point in life everyone has gone through what I call the “stupid hat phase” where you self identify with a stupid hat and it becomes part of your personality.

At least my brain being my own worst enemy shows nobody else could really hate me on the same level.

Anytime I ever see a post that does the “continue reading in the comments” bullshit I just assume its AI

Casually watching the eagles game workin on my house and just watched a man’s foot twist the wrong way AAAAAAAAAA

Chernobyl themed wing restaurant where the hottest sauce is called Elephant’s Foot

Throwing my hat into the ring

Had to google slang

Hell of a gift today at work today

Somehow I managed to go this whole time without knowing there’s a railroad museum 15 minutes from my band’s practice space. I have failed the foamers

God why do your strongest battles keep involving my fat ass on a ladder you know I’m afraid of heights

Monkey News

Lone tiny pumpkin in the middle of the parking lot

They both listen to Celtic Frost

Chasing clout is a hell of a drug

Sega Saturn the long way

How I feel getting stoned off my ass and writing the best riff I’ve ever come up with