i’m not crying you are

😭😭

Yo u need to leave your house more and allow yourself to run in to chance

Utah is such a beautiful place. It’s a shame about…..well…….you know.

why do bananas have 105 calories. it should be 50 MAX.

“i need to get up i have so much to do” hours later im still like this

psa:

i be saying this daily…

the fact that some people can smell ants makes me so uncomfortable i get fucking pissed off. what do you mean they have a smell.

soooo real

People who understand hot sauce etiquette are the best. Don’t try to give me no Louisiana or tapatio hot sauce for Asian food

“they’re taking our tax dollars” baby that’s the US government “they’re stealing our jobs” the jobs you don’t want? also they’re employed? great “they’re breaking the law” says the guy with probably DUI

When you know there’s something weird about Pedro Pascal but you just can’t prove it yet

It’s always guilty by association till it’s their fav

The way I rlly thought she was gonna become the biggest star in the world instead we got stuck with Sydney Sweeney