I just realised the last day of 2023 will be 123123 😵

I don't want to have to shout it out I don't want my hair to fall out I don't want to be filled with doubt I don't want to be a good boy scout I don't want to have to learn to count I don't want to have the biggest amount I don't want to grow up Happy birthday Tom!

Ya think Angela Hill and Frank Davis ever got it on? I do. I think he showed her a really good fishing spot and she fell in love and one thing led to another.

L Ron Mexico I read it in Werner Herzog's voice.

Wow Jeopardy! 🔥🔥🔥🔥

Tweet of the day!

Please save us from our LA legislators

The only Middle East I feel comfortable having an opinion on is the I-10 Read exit.

That’s the spirit 😬

Former President Carter is trending so I must repost his brilliant observation:

Oh hail dear Lady of Prompt Succor 💜

Jane Eyre and her weird girl charge on the moors of the gulf coast, circa 1966

Does anyone #nolatwitter know of any phenomenon where fruit flies swarm when there's a sick/dying person?

Things were seeming grim. Then there was the haka in New Zealand parliament to protest the British attempting to break a 180 year old treaty with the Maori. Gave me chills. And if that wasn't enough, The Onion bought InfoWars and will turn it into a parody podcast.

Final #jeopardy today Category: Sports Teams 😏😏😏😏😏

And now to Big Freeda, how is the weather looking in your neighborhood? #NewOrleans #SnowDay

I’m still in disbelief this happened. Here it is. Timelapse of historic New Orleans snow storm. Snow got up to 12 inches on my snowboard in the French Quarter.

Snow in New Orleans (I accidentally delete this post after 22k of you had liked it😢 I'd be grateful if you could like/repost it again)

“Madame Lily Devalier always asked "Where are you?" in a way that insinuated that there were only two places on earth one could be: New Orleans and somewhere ridiculous.” --Tom Robbins, Jitterbug Perfume