ciara should just follow the stassi playbook and slap amanda as hard as she can in the face and then forgive her next season

Happy Easter!

the reason you want it so bad is because your future self already has it

I rebuke living paycheck to paycheck. I declare overflow!

Me, when I’m about to get my period:

Mia: "I've been dealt very strange cards this lifetime. I lost my dad to cancer when I was 22. Then, a year & a half ago, my mom died suddenly. It was the hardest thing I've ever gone thru in my life. She was my best friend. I'm lost without her. I feel so untethered in the world

West doesn’t even have any quotables! I cannot BELIEVE we’re having to defend Tom Sandoval omg

Repeat After Me: I will end this year happier, richer, and healthier.

They are the mothers I never had, they are the sisters everybody would want. They are the friends that everybody deserves. I don’t know better people #HouseOfVillains

#houseofvillians outdid traitors this time

Anyone who crosses them shall burn

YOU MUST BREAK THE PATTERN TODAY OR THE LOOP WILL REPEAT TOMORROW

Not my life falling into place when i thought it was falling apart!

It really is true what they say about Vanderpump Rules. You can watch other reality shows and try to chase that high but no other show is even half as good

May all the venom spoken on my name be transmuted into wealth and abundance by the powers that be. With every evil eye my blessings multiply. And so it is.

3x hit list survivor, 2x supervillain, first villian to decide tie breaker. Single handily took out the entire annoying alliance with no allies. She is mother Kate Chastain #HouseOfVillains