"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob

tht scooby doo gummie thts an unusual blue is such a delicacy

LA ppl be like “I’m 5 min away” and arrive several hours later

dude sitting next to me on my flight got his elbow on my thigh after I asked him to pls not. he has fckd around and will soon be proceeding to find out. i had birria tacos before I boarded. bout to crop dust this dude all the way to the plains of missouri the entire 3 hr flight

green room veggie tray simulator

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holy shit humpty dumpty just fucking fell. i saw it with my own fucking eyes. he’s everywhere. literally all the kings horses and men are here trying to put him back together right now but i don’t think they can do it. Jesus Christ I’m gonna be fucking sick

first step to healing is crashing out online

hot take unpopular opinion cancel culture is getting way out of hand….personal dirty laundry is getting aired out by people who just want help tearing someone down….think for yourself

fucking audiophiles

if you believe in astrology unfollow me

how do i block all astrology related retweets?