Watching a man on the T scratch off a lottery ticket with the same affection and tenderness as a new father swaddling his infant son.

This book is so old it's IPv4

@htde Nothing cool. Just stuff like washing dishes or sitting on a bus.

As I was unable to choose between staring at the screen or pouring more coffee, I opted for the comprise of pouring coffee on my desk.

Although delicious, bagels are probably the worst bread option for a breakfast sandwich. When will our nation see the error of its ways?

I like tea. I really do. Some of my favorite beverages are tea. But enough with all the new agey horse shit. It's really off-putting.

Apparently, I'm working my way through breakfast related grievances.

It's not fair to fault people for liking what they like. That said, I judge the fuck out of people who prefer sweet potato fries.

Happy Go Texan Day!

I can't hide any longer. I admit it—I have no fucking clue what "jail guitar doors" are supposed to be.

The 14 languages that have given the most words to English: oxford.ly/1kSNCuM [interactive feature]

Do bands sometimes wish they had different fans? Because there are definitely some decent bands out there with fans that I fucking hate.

It looks Polaroid is still inventing…ways to lose money polaroid.com/socialmatic

Omg! I've never won anything! Been playing scavenger hunt, amazing race style all day with Iceland… instagram.com/p/llJwJKNPlp/ Icelandair

Congrats to today's #TicketAwesome winners, Alex R. and Rob D from Somerville, MA. Thanks Boston for all the fun!

I already find Alfred App to be tremendously useful. This translation workflow makes it even more useful github.com/thomashempel/A…

A fascinating "Cultural Biography of the Burrito" put together by my pal Will Burdette timemapper.okfnlabs.org/nosatiation/ma…

I can't come up with a scenario in which the iTunes/Podcasts app combo isn't a hinderance to consuming podcasts. It's bafflingly shitty.

My name Ottó and I love to get blottó! And by "blottó" I mean "be mindful of my caloric intake". instagram.com/p/uqlHWlE7lt/

bug fixes and performance improvements