type of shit i’m on today

imagine being in banff with the love of your life

my future husband is performatively reading on the subway rn

hey babe i’ve noticed you’ve been skipping your dynamic mobility exercises

prof My future husband is fent leaning on the subway rn

i don’t think i could have imagined a better chicago trip

alright young bucks. who wants a sandwich?

cornbread Bitch prof He sure as hell ain’t reading

overanalyzing how you shared your update during stand-up

i am not prepared for how many bad bitches are going to be at ArlingtonBro’s birthday party

i would never objectify a man! i am a nice girl!

prof Took like 30 seconds

climbing a large man like a spider monkey would heal me

enjoy your gay friends now, because you will not be able to see them in heaven

i’m legit wheezing at this 😭