wtf

I will never recover from this student email.

The single greatest policy decision in US history was the establishment of the national parks system

Friend left their “pill box” at the house. it gives me palpitations!!

My son (8) just had the flu. Did fine, he’s better now. A lot of classmates have it too. He told me today that he needs to wear a mask cause lots of people are sick. And that they all decided to wear masks yesterday. Pandemic kids care about transmission it’s a new generation

The slogan of the Houthi movement (officially called "Ansar Allah"), a Shia Islamist political and military organization in Yemen, reads "God Is the Greatest, Death to America, Death to Israel, A Curse Upon the Jews, Victory to Islam" They seem nice 🙃

I would guess 10-15% of this is physician fee, and the rest is the hospital facility fee. The massive costs are typically on the facility side and it’s not talked about enough.

Anyone else seen the Tesla ghost? Whole Mars Catalog

Skynet has become sentient

Do you think Freddie Freeman has veneers? Los Angeles Dodgers

Pumpkin pie is a side dish not a dessert I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL

Turns out a skilled physical therapist could have avoided this whole thing

Hey Brian Kemp what kind of brain drain is Atlanta about to experience as thousands of highly educated now ex-CDC staff flee GA for jobs elsewhere? What’s the economic impact? You need to look out for Georgians so where you at!!

Nick G Nick Sortor Razi Ann Berry Limited Government apparently means the president using the federal government to regulate and investigate your company out of existence if you don’t buy his shitcoin

Low tapir fade

For anyone who is confused: the purpose of this is so trump can leverage states needing disaster aid into compliance with whatever bullshit he’s peddling or whatever axe he has to grind. On the backs of the American people, of course.

Trump inadvertently saying out loud what has been America’s quiet policy towards Israel: Israel fights as America’s proxy in the Middle East (except Iraq, which was a bush family deviation).

We are living in a simulation

You can’t take 3 steps in this country anymore without tripping over a goddamn antisemite

Definitely not ok