This is so friggin cool that I wish my hardcore band that sings about dogs was playing lmao

Hellbent. They’re some poser hardcore band that sings about smoking pot and having dogs. Buncha pussies too

You realize this is just the beginning of AI art, right? Wait till’ you get AI Netflix where you can watch episodes of Seinfeld but all the characters are animals that rap about pasta

Only a fellow Christian band like August Burns Red would think it’s okay to put Norma Jean on this show much less have them open for them #DietTidTheSeason

If there’s ever a memorial show for me make sure it’s bands that are my actual friends and not some Oshawa bands looking for exposure

Man, like every band in Hamilton last night played a set somewhere in Ontario. Between Past Present Future, the Teeth tour, that Losing Sight show with Wishender and Hellbent playing Toronto I think we managed to cover all the bases haha

I just spent a week playing shows with The Dayglo Abortions and it was such an honour getting to open for them every night. Friggin’ legends

“What genre is your band?”

Hellbent is the Lil Dicky of hardcore

I self promoted my band on a Reddit sub and immediately got a permanent ban the internet is a hellscape

Code Orange is so polarizing that when I put them on around my band we immediately break up

Big Duke Nukem vibes

Thank you to everyone who’s supported this show. I’m so happy I could provide some sort of soapbox for local bands to be featured on. Support your local music scene. ONHC 4EVA

Will Arnett looks like he wishes he was apart of that group of actors that look like they’ve never aged

Alien Lizard is my favourite NFL player

Ricki-Jo’s Gets Cappuccino Machine and Moonlights as Richard Josephs For Fancy New Years Party

Someone let me borrow their Xbox so I can play High on Life. I don’t wanna buy a console just to play one game

when the song Closing Time makes you tear up

Logged back into this hellscape to tell you about my bands new hats. Support local metal and snatch one today! sinnerculture.bandcamp.com/merch/sinner-a…