GUYS, DON'T TRY MEPHISTO'S SOUP

//It’s been a minute, so I wanna know.

Lucifer and the Illuminati declare war on the Knights of the True Cross. Tune in next Saturday night at 1:30am for #BlueExorcist Shimane Illuminati Saga. Only #Toonami, on adult swim.

"Man, what crazy shit did you put in it?"

Damn, I haven't seen this picture in years. Isn't doing that like racist or somethin?

Man, I'm becoming more like my old man the longer and longer I live. It's like a cycle. Damn, now I'm kinda worried about that kid that's on its way. Poor kid's probably gonna go through the same Hell I went through.

My contribution to Wplace on Rome.

//Unpopular opinion in the Ao No Exorcist fandom but I think In My World is probably the most peak of all the Ao No Exorcist intros. Although, all of the intros are peak in their own ways.

Happy Birthday, Princess Bon. Here's to the coolest damn princess I've ever met. Hell yeah, I'm still milking that joke after 15 years. In all seriousness, love ya man. You're the coolest best friend a guy could have.

Before anyone asks, I wasn't balding. The order just made me cut my hair.

It's too much effort to hide my tail so I just don't plus hiding it hurts like hell. Almost no one can even see it anyway so why bother? I'll just let some people who can see it assume that I'm a furry or some shit.

Cut me some slack about not knowing that Mephisto was a demon king until he told me. Like yeah, Mephisto's a weird name but I thought he was using a stage name like a wrestler or singer.

"Yeah, like that."

"They said it made me look unprofessional but come on, the headmaster's hair was longer than mine before they made me cut my hair."

"It could be worse, I guess. At least they didn't shave my head."

"Yeah, that's what I've been doing ever since I became an Exorcist."

So, I was sent out on a mission to investigate this thing. They said a demon was possessing it. I don't see any demons here. I guess it's all clear.

"What's wrong? I don't see any problem."

"It's not like I haven't been through shit like that before."