This is who your single at 30 male Republican cousin is getting his ideas from

*hello, princess peach from super mario *oh, good evening, alex from third strike. *...... *.......

ice agent at tsa asked my 14 y/o brother for ID for a domestic flight and when he said he didn’t have one they had to wait 15 minutes for the ice agent to confer with an actual tsa agent that confirmed he did not need to show ID. entire line behind him had to wait as well.

god i'd hate to be a star wars fan in the 1980s

Nintendo on their way to make them cousins...

Big fan of the Leviathan that's almost as big as all of South America and the contingency plan for it is just: "Pray to GOD that it ever wakes up."

No, part of the “30 Rock”-esque surrealness of “Pennyworth: The Origin of Batman’s Butler” is that it ran three seasons and the final season was, in part, a prequel to “V for Vendetta”, a comic that has never been in DC continuity.

I only see one smile.

in a few years time this will be discussed as the craziest Mary Jane Watson look ever

It’s actually so fucking damning. His entire identity is a lie

“Haha you’re all fem and gay” as I practice riding cock

“The average new hire was 42 years old in 2025.”

I started watching this video cause it was in my recommended and I shit you not, the first thing they guy said was: "Did you know, 1 in 3 men haven't had sex last year?" WHAT are we doing?! That IS the problem. Stop treating women like an encounter for sex, we are people.

Aww did letting farmers eradicate the apex predators from an entire region have negative externalities? 🥺

wow you guys are so original in your misogyny, i surely have never heard this one before omg 🥺✨🥺✨

3 total generals fired today. They are refusing to put troops in Iran.