Don’t mind him, he’s just sitting on the porch railing reading a newspaper.

“Not this morning, auntie. Are you sure you haven’t killed her and buried her in the cemetery?” His eyes shifted away from his newspaper to Zelda, an eyebrow raised in query.

ཾ⋅ུ ————— Nicholas Scratch. a semi-canon, chilling adventures of sabrina based depiction. crossovers welcome. literate & mirrored description. ships based on chemistry. retweets appreciated. ╱ #Quixotic.┆❦

Hailing satan isn’t a hobby, it’s a lifestyle.

“Where’s Lukey-Luke when you need him?”