#Apple #customerservices #sucks: I have to return to Watford to collect my iMac, which is being repaired under warranty; dear Tim Cook, have you heard of COURIERS?

Crazy that busy squash courts are being replaced without seemingly any consultation with members, and even managers, of multiple clubs. Shame on you David Lloyd Clubs 👎 Surely a rethink is needed by this self proclaimed chain of 'premier rackets clubs'(p.s. No idea what blaze is 🤔)

Hip op to hip hop for squash vets: Magical Masters memories from 2018 WSF World Masters by Aubrey Waddy Aubrey Waddy (plus a Masters marriage on site!) squashmad.com/breaking-news/… World Squash US SQUASH Sarah Fitz-Gerald Nick Taylor Laurens Anjema England Squash 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 SQUASH WALES @Squashoz Scottish Squash 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

#EconomyEnergy, useless! Here's a typical email, "Your DD has changed'; but there's NO account name, NO account number, NO amount, NO payment schedule!

apropos writing, "The freckle-sized blotches of lifeless epithet, unintended repetition and clueless tautology are what do the damage." Clive James

@Bennet_C_ brilliant piece 09/09/18 in the Observer, in equal parts sad & wry

he deferred de-furring de pipes, an' de boiler... de-tonated

Dere’s de Bach, dere’s de Beethoven... den dere’s Debussy

Trump should declare a national emergency, on account of him being President

Economy Funerals - "think outside the box"

#eHarmony #uselesscustomerservices, unable to fix a failed link to a contact

Messi for Southampton, surely!

hat trick, Trump, Cummings AND the Yorkshire ripper

the Health Department is desperately seeking people to administer the new vaccine with hypodermic needles - look no further than the back streets of Glasgow for fully trained practitioners (sorry, Glasgow!)

Dunlop really need to sort out their squash balls. So many "flyers" these days, and now they're chucking in a few puddings per box too!

it's hard to imagine ANY woman EVER having consensual sex with Harvey Weinstein

Pauline in #GWRNewTrains customer services at Paddington Station, a genuine helpful human being, thank you! The rest of #GWR ticket staff, USELESS lowest common denominator jobsworths (yes I did miss my train)

Hands down, the greatest squash shot you will ever see!

#AppleSucks: #HomePod won't connect to iMac without iOS device, in spite of assurances last week from Apple store that it would