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Isn’t it absurd that everyone possesses a cellphone?

Did you know that we spend most of our waking hours looking for things? Searching for files, objects, trying to remember names, events. So, sort your objects well in the first place and get rid of unnecessary ones. #searching

#coronavirus is overrated; #tradewar is underrated.

Your #data is important. Not because it is #yourdata but it is #moredata.

Thank you Nicholas Britell for spending 329 minutes with me this year on Spotify. You are my #1. #2020Wrapped open.spotify.com/artist/18oYqNt…

Stage design for a play.

Lemon Jelly is practically the antithesis of Portishead. For every depressing Portishead song (e.g. Roads) there is a jolly complimentary from Lemon Jelly (e.g. Nervous Tension). Official #lemonjelly #roads #nervoustension

It feels like we are about 1000 people keeping Facebook alive.

Thank you The GOASTT (The Ghost Of A Saber Tooth Tiger) for spending 281 minutes with me this year on Spotify. You are my #1. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/5xGf0vf…

The rate of increase in inflation in Turkey (3% from 20 to 23) is almost equal to the rate of inflation itself in the UK (3.8%). So sad.

Mind the bend, bend the mind.

I am a middle aged white male, without the privileges.

Effective Tax Rate: %18: Lecturer in the UK worth 0.0000001 billion £

It takes blood and guts to be this cool but I’m just a cliché.

The surname of the groping Tory MP is Pincher. Isn’t it ironic, don’t you think?

I will always remember you as the one who volunteered to handle shit when nobody would, not only without proper protection or safety measures but smearing it all over your body, ruffling your hair with it, even taking small bites and actually liking the taste. Cheers.

Honestly, obviously he could be replaced by anything, but from another standpoint, he is irreplaceable. But who is the lesser of 12 evils? Penny?

The graceful resignation of a chauffeur: I’m sad to be giving up the best job in the world, but them’s the breaks. #ThemsTheBreaks

A clip from Don’t Look Up, and then a real TV interview that just happened

Thanks Sir Rod Stewart for spending 588 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to (I Know) I'm Losing You. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/2y8Jo9C…