IS IT JUST ME, OR DID I JUST PULL OFF THE GREATEST TWITTER SCHEME OF ALL TIME????? Read the first word of my tweets to find out....

My sister, talking about yoga: "did you do dagwood dog?"

If I go into a supermarket without a plan I come out with the stupidest shit. Like today I went into woolies wondering what to have for dinner and left with just chocolate almond milk and cinnamon.

Now my thoughts are in metre. Thanks, Catullus.

don’t let anyone tell you that battling toxic masculinity is “anti-men” — wanting men to be thoughtful and sensitive and bookish and respectful and attuned to their own emotions benefits both men and women.

My favourite part of researching Ovid is probably reading books in public with titles like 'The Erotics of Domination'

People are doing scary twitter names? So I've made mine the scariest thing conceivable. 👻💀🎃

anyone who offers any value judgement on any language is full of it no language is easier / harder no language is richer / poorer in expression no language is more / less logical no language is more / less precise

'A Song of Ice and Fire', the 21st century narrative saga, survives only partially; a prose recension covers the first half in great detail, as does an audio-visual one for roughly the same extent; after this we have only the audio-visual in an epitomated and much corrupted form.

R.I.P comfort

I always read the plural of menu like it's pronounced "meanus"

Never thought I'd say this but coming back to translating Latin I feel like I'm in my element.

Sometimes I forget that not everyone is a feminist and I'm weirdly surprised every time.

If Dido's letter in the Heroides was an email she's addressed it to herself, then Aeneas, and CC'd Anna.

Duolingo knows me well.

My biggest fear is that one day I will accidentally put cumin on my hot chocolate instead of cinnamon.

From the article: “Over a third of British adults believe that emoji are to blame for the deterioration of the English language, according to new research.” I have no problem believing this is true, because 9/10 of adults, British or otherwise, don’t know 🍆 about language. x.com/telegraph/stat…

I'm such an imposter that I've even convinced everyone I have imposter syndrome so they don't think I'm really an imposter.

This is unbelievably awesome! It tells you a lot about what sounds an English speaker thinks are important, and how they interpret their spelling system. x.com/sal_perez4/sta…

I nearly just said thank you to an atm out loud.