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Next time I buy a vehicle it’s going to be a Bad Boy brand riding mower

Yessss!

Stalking his Instagram and realizing that Finn Wolfhard looks like Cate Blanchett playing Bon Dylan and I’m fully here for it.

Just remember: if u r waking around and suddenly hear creepy piano music tonight then yes, you’re in a horror movie, so you hear that creepy piano and you just run!! #halloween

Yeah, I’m watching that second watchmen episode and I’m only a little bit scared!

Another Halloween is gonna come and go and I’ll still never have seen hocus pocus

It was so tight getting validated by reggie watts

How does it make you feel when someone says “I’ve got to show you this meme” and then they show you a literal cartoon?

Write down the stuff you think you deserve, because that might be as close as you come to getting them.

Everyone at this rave is very old and I’m concerned...

There’s been a lot of comedies recently with tons or car accidents and I’m here for it

If you think you look nice in an old timey hat, like a fedora or a bowler, chances are you also like the dandy warhols

The song Sexy Boy by Air gives me the excruciating feeling that time has stopped forever. Thanks for the anxiety, background music programming/playlisting 👍 🙄

James Bond movie titles are like barely not emo band names: I mean “The World is not Enough”? Gimme a break!

Live laugh love? Eat pray love? No thanks, I’ll stick with joke prank goof, thank you very much!

Every time I see a new Christmas album out coming out i get all prickly thinking “damn, everyone is copying me!” Lol as if the perfect 1/2 time for the holidays by Dude York was the first Xmas album ever. Go check it out if u haven’t it’s some Yule log fire 🔥

I’m just like you okay?! Constantly anxious to get home so I can turn on the office in the background!

This is an easy to google question and I’m just asking for a friend but uhhh, u know, uhhh how many seasons of the office are there, really? Hahaha I mean I know... but just like say the number of seasons...

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