at this hearing, i stand before my fellow members of The Tortured Poets Department with a summary of my findings. this album is actually about Cleveland. YOUR HONOR:

Its Negasonic Middle-Aged Dreadhead 's birthday!! ❤️❤️❤️ Happy birthday baby...cannot wait to celebrate so many more with you. My second favorite Leo 😋 You are without a doubt the love of my life 😘😘

I love this so much

Sigh………… I’m drinking the kool-aid again ladies and gents. Chugging it, even.

Guys don't even bother contacting Venmo Support if your debit card gets stolen. Apparently they just absolutely do not care about their customers and there is absolutely no support if there's any fraudulent charges. I don't even know why they bother saying you can report them

Man at this point I'm looking for Pat McAfee to be the receptionist at my doctor office. This man is EVERYWHERE. Which is good. We 🫶🏻 you. But how did you learn to teleport like that?

rooting for the ketamine in elon’s bloodstream like it’s a car in the Indy 500

Elon’s next tweet

Seeing R-Truth return out of nowhere at Money in the Bank

Both of them look amazing, but so so proud of #BrotherNero DELETED ....looks so happy and healthy, literally had me in tears 🥺🫶🏻

Hey Deshaun Watson ....go ahead and like the posts criticizing Stefanski. Your washed up, predatory ass should have never come here in the first place. Can't play bad when you can't stay on the damn field.

RIP legend ❤️

This dumb bitch 😂