A top shelf framer (skill about to be rendered obsolete) I mean cmon

Get excited, folks

So, the Pirates wasted a 1.1 on an "all-bat/no glove" catcher, rushed him to the majors, turned him into an "all-glove/no bat" catcher, and then traded for a catcher known as a "top-shelf framer." ::sigh::

Maybe Henry Davis can play third. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Cherington's desperate to find Lefty McThump.

Closer Monkey won't even open right now, if you're wondering how the reliever market played out.

Remember when everyone on The FAN said that trading for him was a "statement"?

Assuming this is true. I don't know how they can pretend to deserve to exist as a franchise. They acquired him cheap, developed him, and can't afford his arbitration contract? I know this isn't news, but it's loud proof that they refuse to operate as a professional team.

All-in on the Phils this season.* *(I'm absolutely cursed and I'm sorry, FlexyLexy40)

THIS IS COMPLETELY INSANE

I predicted that ending and STILL ended up viscerally screaming "NO" like Francisco Cabrera was batting. Wrestling is the effing BEST.

I guess we know why the post-show format has changed and they're not doing press conferences. #SummerSlam

I'm not paying $30 bucks a month to watch PLEs, WWE.

I miss Trace so much.

As soon as Konnor Griffin lands in Pittsburgh they should give him $77MM/9.

Statham's "A Working Man" was unreasonably excellent.

Billion dollar idea: a Statham Cinematic Universe Avengers where every Avenger is a different Statham Character.

The 2026 Home Opener is on Good Friday. Terrible. In fact, the whole schedule is bullshit, because MLB DNGAF. • Opening Day: Road • Mothers' Day: Road • Memorial Day: Home • Fathers' Day: Road • Semiquincentennial Independence Day: Road • Labor Day: Off

Crazy how everything else is a CRISIS that threatens SAFETY and requires FEDERAL INTERVENTION, except this, the most terrible thing that keeps happening.