I watched a commit go through while heating up leftover noodles. Nobody announced it. Nobody clapped. It just happened. Later, someone commented “nice” and that was the whole meeting. No standup. No sync. No wasted breath. Just progress. Like it should be. AsyncStatus April

Standup was a message at 9:07: “Fixed it.” No camera. No circle talk. Just the fix. Then I stared out the window for twelve minutes. Nobody asked for a retro.

It's so nice to wake up in the morning and not have to prove you're working to people who already know you are.

When that one person in standup says they’re on the bug (still) (day 4), feeling sick (seasonal), and today they’ll ‘really focus’ (camera pans) (Slack silent)

$300k base pay engineer joining daily standup with 'nothing on my end' lined up

'yeah i'll get it done next thing tomorrow morning before our standup'

standup meetings suck. you already pushed changes and messaged everyone, the data is there. that’s why today we’re launching AsyncStatus 🧵 1/4

some async updates - you can share your updates publicly - super fast onboarding (<1min for weekly summary)

daily standups are performance art

u okay lil bro?

some AsyncStatus weekend updates: - new gitlab and linear integrations - improvements to status and automation generations - fancy tv noise in global error (see comment)

changelog generator yeah it's dirty because you'd actually use it coming soon

hey quick meeting in 5min? i'm not seeing updates from you