“IG:SLIMTHUG: #HOGGLIFE instagr.am/p/RrF2DtP6SV/” ain't got nothin on my space whip #stuntin

I hope the new president dont outlaw aliens living in the U.S. because I just got a job&i don't want to hide in the dome from frederallies

“Зубачев Борис: Orbit a big bite!” Yuuuuuuummmmm

Someday the United States will finally end the discrimination, and allow mascots to vote.

Watching the presidential race result on the jumbo tron. Someone get me a beer and a dome dog

PASS THE REFRESHMENTS A COOL COOL BEVERAGE

Just got through running laps at minute maid. It is way better than running laps in the done and avoiding giant rodents

found this jobless a-hole at the welfare line today

All systems go in the starship, now lets blast off into the weekend

“@hcrabtree2: “Orbit: All systems go in the starship, now lets blast off into the weekend” Tyler Knowles 🚀⭐🌙🌌” oh you :)

Just saw the skeeters mascot, man don't he look special

Thank you veterans and all the men and women who are protecting the country as I type this on my old iMac

You know your broke when all you can buy is a bottle of Andre and bologna

“Al Farb: Orbit When is foamer night? #Astrodome” the folks at minute maid turned killed foamer night

Anyone ever notice how the Fuqua exit kind of sounds like "fuckwa"

“mike mcguff: Mix 96.5 dropping Kraddick show to go local in morning drive ” his 1st mistake was having a Dallas show aired Houston #Houston

“mike mcguff:Mix 96.5 KHMX dumps Kidd Kraddick;going local goo.gl/fb/tb44I” that's what he gets for having a Dallas based show in htown

Pimpin pimpin

Anyone else get a little hot and bothered when they eat some whataburger

Congrats on making the playoffs @houstontexans