y’all have no idea how nervous i was to post these 😭thank you for letting me be appropriately ridiculous about Taylor Swift without shaming me for it. 🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾 this is a safe space for naughty but not nasty content and i appreciate y’all for treating it that way 🫶🏾💅🏾

Ok I changed my handle to match my account name! Checking to make sure it works! 😉

This is our Rated G for GROWN AF Era! No kids allowed! Let us be feral and grown in peace! 😜

Well then call me Flyleaf cause “I’m so sick!!!” She’s so stunning!!!!!! Eat em up Tay!!!! Taylor Swift

This!!!!!! I Had to dust off my Music Business brain and drop a 4-min lesson on TikTok about WHY artists do this. Spoiler: it’s not about the pictures or “greed” 🙄

Full disclosure: I’m not a lesbian, but I’ve been suffering over this! 😫 🤤 Like what exactly is the exercise routine that makes this!!! 2000 fire hydrants?? Jump squats? Daily wood training?! 😜 WHAT?! HOW?! Cause damn!! 🔥

Bestie was droppin straight gems for 2 hours!! Im still not over this!!

Andddddd THIS IS WHY WE SHOULD BUY PHYSICAL ALBUMS! Cause ew. I cannot wait to knock this fuck boy down the charts!! KEEP THE VARIANTS COMING BESTIE!@taylorswift13! Those who get it, get it. ❤️‍🔥 Mother is coming back for her spot! Move!

Call me bias but…..ME heeee heee!! 🩷💜🩵🧡💛 😂 Honestly, I’m more like “Taylor’s Mean Friend” so maybe I wouldn’t rep the entire fandom but my guy Jake Delton! He’s the GOAT! He’d be a good choice!

Secured bestie!!!! Now don’t you drop nothing else till next week ok? We regular folks gotta reload these bank accounts ok? Love you diva! So excited!!!! This IS THE MAIN EVENT!!!

Taylor Nation checking the haters out here softly! Love it! ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥 Say it louder boo!

Girl fuck her and her birthday! 😒

DROP EVERYTHING NOW

Omg!!!! I’m joyously UNWELL!!!!!! I’m trying to calm down but I CANT CALM DOWN! MY BESTIE IS GETTING MARRIED!!!!!!!!!! Ahhhhhh!!! Taylor Swift Travis Kelce Congratulations!!!! I’ll buy another variant to help with wedding expenses ok! 🥹🥹💍👰🏼‍♀️🤵🏻‍♂️

The world is so happy for Taylor and Travis,,, Congratulationz. May y’all continue to have a lifetime of happiness and love and family.

Fuck!!! I forgot I gotta kid to go get from the bus stop!!! lol i have to stop being the maid of honor in taylor swift’s engagement and go be a mother. This is sick! 😂

He can keep that bullshit! Good try orange guy! You are NOT invited to the wedding!

She’s marrying the guy on the Chiefs!!!!!

Aht aht! Leave Kayla Nicole out of this. She was with that man for five years and now he’s engaged to the most famous woman on Earth. Maybe she’s fine, maybe it stings. Either way, she’s human. Let her process in peace. Let’s not embarrass Taylor trying to be cruel for no reason

He spent HOW MUCH on that ring?? The way I’d be thanking that man on both knees. Be serious. 😜