Of course Salah gets his mojo back this week 🙄 #FPL

Chilly first sea dip of the year today 🥶

Woke up at 3am last night to Halle asking me for my hand, I asked why & she said ‘because the chickens have all escaped’ 😂😂😂

They didn’t want Joey to leave so they let the islanders pick who left 🥱 #loveisland

Hugo?! Are these girls ok? #loveIsland

About time Watkins got on the pitch! ⚽️🥳

Cole Palmer & Marco from The Responder are the same person 😂

Why does Phil Foden’s hand look like it belongs to a child?!

Excited to see this mural of ‘her boy’ Jude Bellingham 🫶🏻

That’s what we like to see! #FPL ⚽️

Oh dear Macy Gray 😬 #maskedsinger

Not BBC Radio 1 playing Super Massive Black Hole Maya Jama 😂😂

Casey 😂😂😂😂😂

Harriet & Ronnie need to chill out man, embarrassing 😳 #loveisland

Sabrina Carpenter basically put on a mild porn show to cover up her awful attempt of miming & everyone’s raving about how awesome she is 🤔 #BRITs

Where is everyone? 😬 #radio1bigweekend

‘Lanky fucking lamppost cunt’ omg 😂😂😂 spat my tea out ahahaha!! #LoveIsland

I’m so confused. How is Toni getting so much love?! She acts like a sulky child it’s embarrassing! 🙈 #LoveIsland

Actually don’t like anyone in that villa 🙈 #LoveIsland

Best part of your birthday is getting Colin’s face 😋 M&S