Heading back to my home and native land of Florida today, and I'm planning on petting every gator I come across

Made it to Florida late last night and almost got arrested going through customs because apparently my name is similar to someone on their top wanted list lmao

These guys are good but they’re no Eye of Jupiter

Looking like an absolute FREAK taking pictures and videos of all the exclusive cheez-its and oreos in this publix right now

Major ongoing shooting happening right now at the mall I was just at YESTERDAY Jesus fucking christ america

LETS GOOOO

At an open bar wedding watching my childhood best friend get married and trying my hardest not to make it as a crazy florida man article

NOT stoked to be back at work in Manitoba, Canada

I could watch The Devil Wears Prada play every day for the rest of my life

Happy 15th birthday to our child

I've been in pits with baseball bats, flying mattresses, HA members, and European mosh crews and have been fine. Decided to come out of mosh retirement during the SeeYouSpaceCowboy set and got a clean break on the forearm. Feeling old af but had a great night lmao

“Sir, you have had 34 margaritas and you are on the floor of a Chilis. The police are outside.”

Happy Halloween 💀

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