oh you’re surprised that frat music guy has better politics than, say, Radiohead? you thought 10/8 time signatures and a more experimental sound would mean more radical politics? touch grass my guy. crash into me bro.

The skater kid to pickup truck teen to motorcycle adult pipeline

Dayton represent

90% of my internal thoughts

Y’all gotta listen to more jazz. Get your nervous system right.

If young kids at shows want to be respected they have GOT to STOP talking about being TODDLERS in 2013. Please :’(

being in public after having like 4 drinks is so incredible. these are all my brothers and sisters. i am a cell that lives in the great organ of the world. i am on the way to see my friends. the world is a beautiful place...

man of the house (firstborn daughter)

rich kids being able to do art for a living may be a reflection of their privilege but it seems to me like a reflection of the fact that a human that doesn't have to worry about money will often choose art. everyone is an artist until rent is due. i wish we all had that right :)

stoned and asking everybody on facebook marketplace what the dimensions are

I am beyond blessed to inhabit the Earth at the same time as the moose, a beast of considerable proportions

listen to me. i do not want the help of AI in anything i do. my mind is beautiful and clear. a glistening lake. if i receive another notification on my computer from a service or software asking if i want AI assistance im going to end up on the news. DO NOT POISON MY LAKE

people who have been using the em dash long before ai know that it’s the jazz riff of punctuation, the tightrope between intuition and impulse, the trapdoor for digressions—it’s the writing fidget spinner for centrifugal thinkers

sorry i didn’t text you back i have writers block

men love to show you a youtube video. it is a sign of deep respect in their culture

u are so terrified of being cringe that u are living a muted version of ur own life even though one day ur rotting flesh will be feasted upon by worms just like everyone else’s. u are a sack of meat that has put itself in prison just so that other sacks of meat won’t laugh at u

what i want for dinner hasn’t been invented yet

Reminder that you need to be scrolling all day to monitor the situation