I was desperately excited for our first summer having a garden…. But the fact that it’s 9 degrees and my new neighbours have been outside shouting at the top of their lungs is making me absolutely dread summer.

Every time I’m falling asleep, my neighbour does something super loud. Midnight ain’t the time to try break your door off the hinges mate.

Saw an advert of a guy skating in the rain and then he went to selfridges and it all made sense.

Whoever is outside banging about is lucky Fran is asleep,,, if she wasn’t asleep, I’d be shouting out the window, telling them to shut the fuck up. I’m well practiced at it, trust me 🤣

Skateboarding is sucking dick for loose change