Showcasing for Broadway Comedy Club in just a few hours...#standupcomedy #nyc #bringonthepastrami @ Broadway Comedy Club instagram.com/scanooch/p/Bra…

My happy place! #newyork #standupcomedy @ Broadway Comedy Club instagram.com/scanooch/p/Brd…

BUT I’m not Italian. PS risked my life for this pic. @ Little Italy, Manhattan instagram.com/scanooch/p/Brd…

Obligatory. @ Times Square, New York City instagram.com/scanooch/p/Brf…

Rockette scientist! #radiocityrockettes @ Radio City Music Hall instagram.com/scanooch/p/Brf…

Met emmawillmann tonight and she killed annnd Dave Attell was also friggin amazing. @ Comedy Cellar instagram.com/scanooch/p/Brh…

On at thecorner_toronto The Corner Comedy Club West THIS SATURDAY, Dec 22nd at 7 pm! 163 John St. 🎤 @ The Corner Comedy Club instagram.com/scanooch/p/Brn…

Warning: Strong language and subject matter ⚠️ Riffin’ off another guy’s joke last week thefriendzone_comedy What a hoot that show was!!! 😂 @ The Cameron House instagram.com/scanooch/p/Brs…

TOMORROW: @lucyswearswords hosts a bad-ass group of gals at The Underground! Just come to the door around 7:45! Headlined by the incredible jensakato featuring opening acts… instagram.com/scanooch/p/Br2…

Shows Shows Shows 🧞‍♀️ 🎉 instagram.com/scanooch/p/BsA…

Check out my new #flamenco work in progress for DanceOntario.ca #danceweekend where Ritmo Flamenco is performing at 1 pm on Saturday, January 26th at the Fleck Dance Theatre!… instagram.com/scanooch/p/BsO…

CORNER COMEDY CLUB EAST TONIGHT AT 8. 🎤🎤🎤 @ The Corner Comedy Club EAST instagram.com/scanooch/p/BsO…

Corner Comedy Club EAST tonight at 10!!!!! #standupcomedy #leslieville #standupcomedy @ The Corner Comedy Club EAST instagram.com/scanooch/p/BsR…

SUPER EXCITING ANNOUNCEMENT: I’m hosting a new fitness show for ONETV, and we’re looking for people to be part of my backup fitness crew. "Anjelica’s 22 Minute Workout" will get… instagram.com/scanooch/p/Bsb…

On at The Corner EAST this Friday, January 25th at 8 PM #toronto #leslieville #standupcomedy #torontonightlife #comedy #jokes #goodtimes @ The Corner Comedy Club EAST instagram.com/scanooch/p/Bs_…

HAVING A BLAST 🎤 at the_broadway_comedg_club #toronto #newyork #standupcomedy #broadway #comedyclub #oldnavy @ Broadway Comedy Club instagram.com/p/Bu6hZ9vl5sT/…

Livin’ tha dreaaaaam at the_broadway_comedg_club #residency #standupcomedy #toronto #newyork #fun #imhereallweek 🎤🎤🎤Catch me in the Main Room this Friday at 11pm!! instagram.com/p/Bu6iSYWF5of/…

Patchouli is not a substitute for a shower.

People who brush their teeth at the airport don’t care about hygiene.