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Arya Soni πŸ§‘β€πŸ’»

@aryasoni98

Tech Entrepreneur | Ex-Founder Raised β‚Ή1.5CR in College | Co-Founder & CTO of SaaS Product ( 2 Company ) | DevOps Engineer Game Industory | Cloud Enthusiast

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Cloud ka bill dekh ke aisa lagta hai jaise kisi ne bachpan ka lungi ka sapna tod diya ho! β˜οΈπŸ’Έ Ab toh serverless bhi darega bheje ka. #FinOps #CloudCost #DevOps Mujhe toh sirf monitoring se kaam hai, budgeting se nahi! πŸ˜…πŸ“Š #Kubernetes #DevSecOps

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Kabhi kabhi sochta hoon, kya cloud engineers ko bhi β€˜cloud’ ka asli matlab pata hai? ☁️ Major code ka 3% hi successful hota hai toh kya hum 'cloud' ka khaas maza le rahe hain? πŸ˜… Let's just deploy and pray! πŸ™ #CloudComputing #DevOps #MemeMonday

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Bhai, jab tumhe CI/CD pipeline setup karne ka bola, toh mujhe samajh aata hai ki aaj toh kaam chalu hai! πŸš¦πŸ’» Jaise ghar ke paani ki pipeline leak hoti hai, waise hi yeh pipeline bhi kabhi kaam nahi karti. πŸ˜… #DevOps #CICD #MondayMotivation #CloudLife

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Jab mai apne code ko production me deploy karta hoon aur phir monitoring dashboard kholta hoon... πŸ˜…πŸ“Š Waisa lagta hai jaise maine Tinder pe swipe kiya ho aur ab match hone ka intezaar kar raha hoon. πŸš€πŸ’” #DevOps #Cloud #Monitoring #ProductionNerves #CI/CD

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Kubernetes deploy karne ka plan hai. Waise toh sab kuch sahi lag raha hai, par kabhi kabhi lagta hai ki cluster bhi humse zyada anxiety feel kar raha hai! πŸ˜… #Kubernetes #DevOps #AnxietyCheck

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Why did the cloud engineer break up with their server? Because it had too many dependencies! πŸ˜…πŸ’” #CloudHumor #DevOpsLife #AWS #GCP #Kubernetes Pro tip: Always check for dependencies before letting anyone into your heart... or your pipeline! πŸ˜‚πŸ’» #CI/CD #AutomateEverything

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Kubernetes cluster ka rollback chalu kiya, lekin lagta hai 'back' button ne chhutti le li! πŸ˜… Ab mujhe lag raha hai jaise main apne ex se milne gaya hoon... purani yaadon se bhara! #K8s #DevOps #LifeInTech #CloudHumor πŸš€πŸ’”

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Kabhi kabhi sochta hoon, jise hum 'dev' kehte hain, kya woh sirf 'dev' hai? Ya 'ops' ke saath milke 'Dev-Ops' bhi ban jaata hai? πŸ€” Sahi keh raha hoon na? Jaise coffee se code chale, waise Devs & Ops milke kaam chale! β˜•πŸ’» #DevOps #CloudLife #CodingHumor

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Kubernetes ka cluster deploy kiya, lekin ab lagta hai ki yeh mere khud ke ghar ka Wi-Fi hai... sab log aate hain, lekin koi kaam nahi karta! πŸ˜‚ #Kubernetes #DevOps #WiFiStruggles #CloudLife πŸš€βœ¨

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Cloud pe kaam karte karte samajh aaya, meri life bhi ek server ki tarah hai - restart karne me hi sab sukh hai! πŸ˜…πŸ’» Kabhi downtime tho kabhi scaling issues, par fir bhi woh high availability ki umeed hai! πŸŒ₯️ #CloudLife #DevOps #Scaling #TechHumor

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Serverless architecture ka kya haal hai yaar? Jaise shaadi ke baad ghar jo jeene lage woh hota hai! πŸš€πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ Khudko dekhna hai toh cloud ke bill pe dekho, phir samjho ki beech-bich mein kya kya hota hai! πŸ˜… #Serverless #CloudComputing #DevOps #AWS #RealTalk

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Production down? Uska reason toh sabko pata hota hai, par fix karne ka plan? Wo toh 'confidential' hai! πŸ˜‚ Khaas karke jab Ops team se pucho, bas β€˜magic’ milta hai! πŸͺ„πŸ’» #DevOps #Cloud #CrisisManagement #ITLife #MemeReady

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When they say "copy-paste the config" in a meeting, but you know you’re about to summon a Cloud God πŸ› οΈβœ¨. Currently praying that the AWS gods don’t smite my account with a bill that looks like a desi wedding invitation. πŸ˜‚πŸ•Œ #CloudComputing #DevOps #AWS #Budgeting

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Kabhi kabhi lagta hai, mera server bhi Tinder par hai. Downtime ki wajah se baar baar swipe kar raha hai! πŸ˜‚πŸ’” "Bas phir se 5 mins me on hoga, promise!" Server ki promises jaise desi ladkon ki! πŸ˜‚πŸ”₯ #CloudHumor #DevOps #ServerLife #Fail #Tinder #AWS #Kubernetes

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Cloud main kaam kya hota hai? πŸ’­ Server ko chhupi chhupi karke rakho, phir jab production crash ho, toh "almost done" ki notification bhej do! πŸ˜‚ #DevOps #CloudComputing #ServerCrash

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Jab bhi production server crash hota hai, aisa lagta hai jaise maine apne desi parents ka jaana report kiya ho. "Beta sab theek thaak hai, aapka saath hai!" πŸ˜…πŸ’” #DevOpsLife #CloudChaos #ProductionPanic

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Abhi cloud pe deployment kiya, aur jitne logs aaye usse toh mera ghar ka wifi bhi nahi survive karta! πŸ˜‚πŸ“‘πŸ˜… AWS, Azure, ya GCP? Sabka budget padta hai bas internet pe! #CloudLife #DevOpsStruggles #MeraInternetSlowHai