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Hairy Happy Armpit

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Anyone who says they prefer a man who wears his musk natural without deodorant or cologne knows what they’re asking to deal with… massive sweat, room filling man smell and endless and uncontrollable periods of aggressive horniness. These are the exact reasons I go natural.

Anyone who says they prefer a man who wears his musk natural without deodorant or cologne knows what they’re asking to deal with… massive sweat, room filling man smell and endless and uncontrollable periods of aggressive horniness. These are the exact reasons I go natural.
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I’ve met a few men who needed a support group to handle their licking addiction. The musk and sweat from my pits has made a few guys act crazy. It really is amazing how strong and primal my pits make a grown horny man act. I love it

I’ve met a few men who needed a support group to handle their licking addiction. The musk and sweat from my pits has made a few guys act crazy. It really is amazing how strong and primal my pits make a grown horny man act. I love it
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The advantage of having such a wide massive hairy armpit that is always sweaty is my ability to let the man in my life use it every morning to apply my musk as his cologne. Just a tap and I know to push my arm back and spread the armpit open so he can rub his face through it.

The advantage of having such a wide massive hairy armpit that is always sweaty is my ability to let the man in my life use it every morning to apply my musk as his cologne. Just a tap and I know to push my arm back and spread the armpit open so he can rub his face through it.
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Your boss walks in and catches you enjoying my X content! Just make sure he only sees your screen and not your cum covered cock in your hand. GROK strikes again 🤗

Your boss walks in and catches you enjoying my X content! Just make sure he only sees your screen and not your cum covered cock in your hand. GROK strikes again 🤗
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Long week of work and workouts means I’m tired but also horny. Didn’t cum as much as I needed this week so I’ll be using my sweat and musk this weekend to push my prostate to the limits. Only thing missing would be cum loads in my armpits.

Long week of work and workouts means I’m tired but also horny. Didn’t cum as much as I needed this week so I’ll be using my sweat and musk this weekend to push my prostate to the limits. Only thing missing would be cum loads in my armpits.
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I dated a man who loved to spontaneously put my soft dick or sweaty balls in his mouth during the night if he saw they had slipped from my boxers. He claimed I even pissed a little in his mouth one night but I honestly don’t recall doing it but it turned him on so all was good.

I dated a man who loved to spontaneously put my soft dick or sweaty balls in his mouth during the night if he saw they had slipped from my boxers. He claimed I even pissed a little in his mouth one night but I honestly don’t recall doing it but it turned him on so all was good.
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I know for a fact some of the sex I’ve had over the years came about because a random man either saw my exposed armpit or smelled it and lured him into needing me. Didn’t bother me since I got my pits serviced and my balls drained (and occasionally my hole fucked). It’s all good!

I know for a fact some of the sex I’ve had over the years came about because a random man either saw my exposed armpit or smelled it and lured him into needing me. Didn’t bother me since I got my pits serviced and my balls drained (and occasionally my hole fucked). It’s all good!
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I can only be in a relationship with a man who wakes up horny since I basically HAVE to cum before I get out of bed and my partner would be the one to get me there. 😈

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First photo out of bed and the sweat last night was off the scales and my musk is even more intense. Already blew my load using my pit sweat so feeling spent but could use a good pit licking to relax and freshen up.

First photo out of bed and the sweat last night was off the scales and my musk is even more intense. Already blew my load using my pit sweat so feeling spent but could use a good pit licking to relax and freshen up.
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My rule is if you cum in my armpit then I expect you to lick it clean followed by licking the cum out of my bush when I’m done.

My rule is if you cum in my armpit then I expect you to lick it clean followed by  licking the cum out of my bush when I’m done.
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We really need to make this a national holiday. I’d happily let every man call me daddy if there was this much appreciation. Hey respect your elder and lick and fuck my hole. 😂 GROK strikes again 🤗

We really need to make this a national holiday. I’d happily let every man call me daddy if there was this much appreciation. Hey respect your elder and lick and fuck my hole. 😂 GROK strikes again 🤗
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I would hope every follower I have on X would show up to lick my pits. Meet and greet, photos and then time for each person to sniff and lick. Sounds like a fun evening! GROK strikes again 🤗

I would hope every follower I have on X would show up to lick my pits. Meet and greet, photos and then time for each person to sniff and lick. Sounds like a fun evening! GROK strikes again 🤗
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After a long day a man who is in my life will know how strong my manhood starts to smell by evening and when it reaches its peak it is typically when it’s time for bed. This is also when my man will sleep best surrounded by this alpha stink.

After a long day a man who is in my life will know how strong my manhood starts to smell by evening and when it reaches its peak it is typically when it’s time for bed. This is also when my man will sleep best surrounded by this alpha stink.