Iconic commentary by an iconic player 🎙️✨

Everyone who tagged me in this… thank you 😂 I was out of the country on and off and there’s no Celsius in Costa Rica butttt… I have had some strange mornings here in the U.S. 🤔

Photographic representation of how I feel when I successfully use the voseo with my Argentine padel coach

Well there’s Celsius in a few tourist areas // stores but I don’t $8 a can love it

We are truly just living in Haaland’s world

Hoping for the best here or my yoga classes could get weird

At my semi-annual MLB game but idk every time I go see them, the Yankees lose so I may stop attending in order to lift the curse

Every time the Yankees play here it’s like 80% Yankees fans 😅🤷‍♀️

Omg - it happened again 💀

All I’ve done across like five Marlins-Yankees matchups (including spring training / expo games) is unwittingly create a new Marlins fan?? Meanwhile I’m like “no I swear this team used to win everything…” I feel like a Manchester United fan

(Watching Leagues Cup) Orlando City fans gotta be petty-loving watching Atlanta United lose in their stadium

Straight red for Keylor Navas at 95:00 — From a TICO referee — is insane Leagues Cup is a made-up, nonsense tournament but it is concacafing, so >

I swear I have some kind of social awkwardness when I don’t know that what I am doing is perceivable as flirtation, but anyways now that I said “vamos Boca” in passing to my padel coach…

I’m deep in the Keys today and truly, there’s Florida Man, but then there’s Florida Keys man, which is a really distinct and ultimately even more impressive/scary subspecies

Jesus I look thrilled

Extremely drenched man in the middle of Racetrack, fully clothed, stole a fountain mountain dew

Mood board forever

He’s so Cyberpunk which we’re rapidly approaching. Like he’s not a crime boss or anything, more like a neighborhood guy that all the crime bosses are cool with letting occasionally sell SPLUNGE, a synthetic psychedelic that’s popular, in their territory.

Eating in an otherwise very normal, inexpensive, NOT trendy sushi/Thai joint in Key Largo and my veggie sushi platter unexpectedly arrived via robot with a cat face?

Unbeatable vibes. I was wearing an italia 90 t shirt on top of it 🥰