This was an all-time favorite movie scene for me and so many young people; RIP Chadwick Boseman.

Monday -> Montréal’s Got Jokes, McClean’s, 8:00PM Wednesday -> Showcase, Rosewood, 8:00PM Friday -> Punchlines, Lord + William Pub, 8:00PM Come to these shows if you want your face to do this.👇🏻 MontrealComedySeries.com

Last night, Mike Conley was so close to personally getting head from Mitt Romney.

Those of you who miss Anthem-loyalist Johnathan Isaac, may I introduce to you Pizzagate-truther, antivaxxer Michael Porter Jr.

Avery Bradley just HAD to hang out with his kid. He is six, tf do you even talk about w/ a six year old?

Michelob Ultra sounds like a racial slur.

Voting in a Swiss referendum for the first time today, and I shit you not: Article 2 literally asks “what do we do about all the wolves?”

The Clippers rn.

La Diperie, but w/ Pepto Bismol

They should make a school for people who want an education, but don’t want to listen/read/write/learn.

The new Rams jerseys are nice, fuck u.

“I’ve got hot sauce in my colostomy bag”

The real reason cuddling is intimate is that you're letting a person get a close view of your side profile.

Time to have the convo: Jimmy Butler or Kawhi Leonard ?

When they do Louis CK's biopic, he should be played by Jack Black.

Diaper rash starts to feel mature the older you get.

Blue ham? No. Blue eggs? Nah. Blue cheese? Boring. Blue bread for a Blue Moon? Now we’re talking.

Biden has hired "Jessica Hertz, former associate general counsel at Facebook, and Cynthia Hogan, former Apple vice-president for government affairs, to his transition team. Eric Schmidt... is being talked about to lead a new technology industry task force" on.ft.com/2GLqfK6

I thought they'd go with the Tyler Durdens

Uh oh.