I wouldn’t call y’all daddy if you were the last women on earth. hydro daddies. Best of luck and happy SQUIRTS 😉

Beyer Champion vs Gregori Champion at the end ???

Get yo mammas rent money and turn that shiiii in and get your squirts ready!!!!!!!! Don’t be late kids Beyer Assassination 2020 hydro daddies

I smell dipshits. splatslats make sure daddies money is crisp for when I take it from you. Stay dry kids 😘

Where all the teams @????? I know mommy just got her tax returns so get your cash in kids.

don’t forget money is due next week! get it in asap. 🔫🔫

Heheheheh. Squirting on people. Me likey.

Ayeeee Y’all decided to join the party. Grab a beer just don’t spill 😉.

I smell water fairies. We woulda offer ya’ll a beer but I think you’re more of a Mikes Hard type fellows. 💦💦

There isn’t chlorine in our water or our beers so you probably won’t like it. So keep your water fairy shit outta here.

we would postpone until April when we get back. since technically it’s not a school activity, same rules apply. we will still have a bye the week of spring break but the following week would be fair game.

🗣🗣🗣🗣

anissa silveira from The Aquaholics is safe from 1:40-2:40 pm tomorrow due to an appointment

Using the rain as the FIRST KILL of the year. Smh weak asf🤦‍♂️

Y’all wanna come out and play ??? H2Hoes

Hard to play a team when their mommies call them home for supper at 3 o’clock. Maybe if one of their mommies would stop teaching her little baby boy some english we can give him a squirt 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️. #MrsGreerisbetter

If anyone wants to pull up🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

I need a beer🤦‍♂️.

They are to busy with teams they aren’t even playing they don’t got time got y’all smh🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️.

I think that will be the highlight of this year’s assasination 🤣. She really wanted the shmoke after too. Thought her name was Karen for a minute 🤣