RT Bob: I'll bet that 500 years from now, there will be orthodox robots who believe the universe was created on January 1st, 1970

Daring Fireball: Universe Dented, Grass Underfoot http://j.mp/nl1qvQ

RIP Dennis Ritchie, you gave us only C and Unix!!!, we owe you a lot

"One of the great leaps in OO is to be able to answer the question 'How does this work?' with 'I don’t care'." Alan Knight, Pharo by Example

Stack Overflow answer explaining JS in "Wat" talk j.mp/x8U9mz

Old Techies Never Die; They Just Cant Get Hired as an Industry Moves On j.mp/y8LnOr

పనిలేక తెలుగు లో నా గోల!!

I just updated my Firefox beta for mobile! #fxmobile

The Tata AirPod: a car that runs on compressed air w/150-200km range j.mp/PyDta4

ah, provisioned my #joyent smartmachine for #node.js deployments. Will see how that goes!

Muglia's e-mail to the Microsoft troops: 'I'm moving on to new opportunities outside of Microsoft' zd.net/gaGBmO

@sv_gtug, wondering what's the most disruptive feature of #html5

Cutting PBS support (0.012% of budget) to help balance the Federal budget is like deleting text files to make room on your 500Gig hard drive

Ok, the customer reviews for this banana slicers are hilarious. amazon.com/gp/product/B00…

"We regret that we have not been able to address your concerns to your satisfaction" = "fuck off" wrapped in cotton candy.

How hard did you have to work to get to school? zqi.bo.lt/cphqvd #life

Things you might say if you flunked Astro101: "If we ever send humans to the Sun, it's probably best to go at night"

"Don't do something permanently stupid just because you are temporarily upset." #foodforthought

@ComcastCares_SF @comcastcares - now on 4th transfer, getting music for 15 mins.

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