mario is such a tremendous athlete

Wish I could drunk text The bear in the big blue house

I am against men going to therapy. They just learn new words they can use against you. What do you mean your boundaries shut up

i lied there’s no sex but there is a spider situation i need you to take care of

top 3 activities: - trying new ice cream flavors - destroying and betraying myself for nothing - having friends probably

happy pride and prejudice or whatever you gay people say

Hey you’re up early I made pancakes they are poison

happy pride month

this is my favorite video of all time

krennic to partagaz at the ghorman meeting:

it’s been 62 years why do they not know the doctor’s name yet?

caesar crossed the rubicon once but I am crossing the line constantly, so really who’s more exigent?

*1:30 pm on a weekday* Who up battling the horrors?

“So it goes” is perfect ubiquity. Yes Mr. Vonnegut, it certainly does

“Lmao” has survived, and even thrived, over the years, but its cousin “rofl” has faded into indignity. The cruelty of fate.

put clothes away for 5 Minutes. time to reward my self with an hour of screen time

I don't even try to dodge or parry anymore. My enemies ask me what's wrong white boy and just crit me over and over. And I deserve it