My favourite instagram reel is of this couple where the man asks his love what she does since he pays the bills, cooks for her & takes care of her. She laughingly says, “I sing, I laugh, I dance. I didn’t come here to suffer. God has chosen to bless me through you.” Aura 10/10.

can i be honest? this is a reason for divorce

The most played with Christmas toy this year? The ice packs

What are these CFP announcers wearing on their feet???

Should’ve put disassemble and cleaned out dryer lint trap on my 2025 bingo card.

I don’t know who needs to hear this but you’re not doing the dishes for your wife. You’re doing the dishes because the dishes need to be done.

Single best choice we made when we renovated the bathroom was installing the toilet with the flat sides. Why it’s even made the other way is beyond me. So much easier to clean

If a postpartum mother texted and asked me for a meal train, my mom and I would have it set up by the next day without blinking. I would never think poorly of her etiquette (or whatever), I’d be proud of her for reaching out for help instead of suffering.

babe wake up le creuset 2025 color guide just dropped

Babies are like cartoon people. Like when their tired they actually rub their eyes with both hands, when they’re mad their little mouths actually turn down at both corners, and when they’re laughing they look like they have big gummy watermelon slices for a smile. Highly

“You’re not the boss of me and I don’t want to hold your hands while you poop.” And other ridiculous things I have to tell my 2 year old

Please no. Don’t ever do this. We have tile countertop and I can’t wait to replace it and sledgehammer it. Nothing sits on it even. You cannot use a cutting board without it wiggling. Grout is impossible to clean. Cannot knead dough on it. Just don’t ever do this. You want a

This damn anglerfish has this empath in a chokehold 😭

It's very funny that Frozen tries to do all this stuff to subvert Disney Princess-ism, and it's all completely lost on the 3-year-old girls who just love Elsa in the princess outfit.

Sometimes you have a baby that just cries and cries and then that baby grows up and you realize they are just really really dramatic

idc idc march is the real start of the new year & u can so obviously feel it

Waving at babies is an art. Some of you aren’t real baby-wavers. Light and cheer doesn’t radiate from you. When you wave, the babies don’t laugh or smile, they keep a straight face like they don’t see you.

HUUUUGE shout out to TSA at DFW Airport. They did an excellent job repacking all our toiletries after rifling through them. OH WAIT. NO THEY DIDN’T. All our toiletries were dumped out the leak proof bags directly on top of our clothes and soiled multiple items.