Whoa

Got roped into the “AI Strategy Team” at work because I’m young and all these boomers with inflated portfolios are admitting they’ve already put internal company data into the LLM

It came to me in a vision

Oh so when a baby screams at the top of their lungs it’s fine, but when I do it’s “disturbing the peace” FUCK YOU

started talking about chicago affectionately at the fancy wine bar and they pulled out the off menu malort like i said a secret password

im slowly but surely losing my grip on reality, made a Hammosa

Thinking fondly on the time she said “wanna hear something funny?” and proceeded to explain to me that there was a rogue baby snail loose in our room. Still has not been found btw🐌

Being a reformed fuckboy is a strange experience because people that I expected to never speak to again call me randomly to be like “hey I need your advice, is this guy playing me?”

Comfy vibes while I work 👏 #blessed #christlike #pleasures

When Zhang Jiao and his Yellow Turbans send their peasants, they're not sending their best. They're sending peasants with lots of problems, and the peasants bring their problems across the Yangtze. They're bringing opium, they're bandits. And some, I assume, are good people.

FUCK ICE sound-off in the Mega64 Room chat, internet soldiers you have always been my people

Asmongold stream B plot

The Zone of Interest was too subtle

Hearing reports Chewbacca Mom supports Israel…. Nothing is sacred….

Carelon Medical Benefits Management I am going to kill you.

Me leaning over to an attractive woman any time any place for any reason: "this all happened in metal gear solid 2"

it's interesting how 2020 is the most influential recent year and yet 2016 is the one that never ends

60 degrees in Chicago. Y’all know what that means.

Sorry bucko but